Unitarian Universalist Humor

There are many jokes about Unitarian Universalists.  Some of them are give below :  

How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
There is no fixed number but the committee must have a quorum.

A Unitarian Universalist comes to a fork in the road. The sign pointing right says, "To Heaven." The sign
pointing left says, "To a discussion about Heaven." The UU will invariably head left!
     
Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

If you like these, you will find a large collection at the following link :

http://stoney.sb.org/uujokes.html